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Parakeet News & Information for 01-15-2005 

Parakeet News from Yahoo.com

Randy Moss Movies
From: NewsTrove.com

"I have a confession to make. I may be a genteel, Southern woman who sips mint juleps, limits her cussing and goes to church every Sunday. But I have the sense of humor of a five-year-old boy. Whoopie cushions? Silly string? Dirty jokes? I'll laugh until milk shoots out of my nose. (Which is also pretty funny, now that I think about it). Here's Randy, in all his "glory." Even so, when Randy Moss pretended to moon the fine folks at Lambeau Field, I was miffed for a moment. But then I had to laugh. I mean, just when we had finally gotten beyond Janet Jackson's "malfunction" here's a butt waggling around in our face."

Pet Allergies
From: NewsTrove.com

"A pet allergy is a physical reaction to animal dander (small skin flakes), saliva, urine or feces. Although animal fur itself is not a significant allergen, it can collect pollens, mold spores and other outdoor allergens. The presence of allergic dander in cats and dogs is not affected by length of hair or fur, and there are no truly "hypoallergenic breeds." Many pet owners keep their pets inside the home most of the time. These findings may explain why allergy symptoms, such as itchy, watery eyes, sneezing, coughing, wheezing and hives in allergic children and adults, worsen with continued exposure to pets."

Conclusion: The Holy Orgy
From: NewsTrove.com

"They had been living together since April: once it was clear that Elizabeth was not coming back to her apartment, Vanessa asked Lucian to be her new roommate. She agreed, and Constantine often dropped by to visit. After he stayed over too many nights, and convalesced too many mornings after, Vanessa decided that Lucian should go back to her own apartment and Constantine move in with her. At the time Constantine recognized that something very strange had happened that December evening, he had just finished his doctorate, and had converted to Judaism. He immediately proposed to Vanessa, who, to everyone's surprise, eagerly agreed."

Parakeet News from NewTrove

It may look like a duck, walk like a duck andquack like a duck, but it's really just a parakeet (Jewish World Review)
From: us.rd.yahoo.com

"http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Richard Nixon would have described CBS's report on Rathergate as "taking the modified limited hangout route." Failed to identify the source of the forgeries."

High-quality storytelling pumps up 'Testosterone Monologues' (Rocky Mountain News)
From: us.rd.yahoo.com

"It's a woefully chosen title, one that could scare away the very people who might enjoy Edwin Forrest Ward's Testosterone Monologues . The title suggests an obnoxious, base response to Eve Ensler's Vagina Monologues ."

MALEAH STRINGER: Getting to the heart of the matter (The Herald Tribune)
From: us.rd.yahoo.com

"Leave it to children to show us the way to teach how we re really supposed to act at Christmas and the rest of the year for that matter. And to make adults feel like selfish, cynical, petty, money-grubbing jerks."

Parakeet Blogs from LiveJournal


From: www.livejournal.com

"My bird Petey has started biting me really hard. I've had Petey for about three years. He's always been cheerful and friendly (he steps up on my finger, likes to ride around on my shoulder, etc). He had a mirror for a while but he was just sitting in front of it all day and it seemed unhealthy. So I took it out of his cage, and now I only give it to him for an hour a day now. Now--in the absence of the mirror, I think--he has pair bonded (I think) to my finger. He regurgitates food for me all the time and does a little dance. Not that this is a problem, mind you. It's cute, albeit a bit gross. The problem is, he has starting biting me REALLY damn hard. Like piercing the skin. And it's not in fear or anger--I think it's his idea of playing/flirting.

Anyway, I don't know what to do. I will continue to play with him and get him out of his cage (even if my fingers suffer!!) but I'd like to know if there's anything I could do. Or if this is just a stage or something? *shrug* Any advice you have to offer, I will eat it up (and *not* spit it back up as a touching gesture). ;)

(P.S. I'm not sure if Petey is a girl or a boy. His cere is PURPLE!)"


From: www.livejournal.com

"I song for all the budgies out there..

dedicated from Molly

Bird poopie almost always makes me high

If i had a day that i could give you
I'd give to you a day just like today
If i had a song that i could sing for you
I'd sing a song to make you feel this way

poopie on my shoulders makes me happy
poopie in my eyes can make me cry
poopie on the water looks so lovely
bird poopie almost always makes me high

(Yes i ripped off John denver)"


From: www.livejournal.com

"What's a good way to get Budgie's to trust humans?"

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